Dear Catherine …,

… Here is a little something to thank you for being married to me for so long because you definitely weren’t married to my brother, as the Pope confirmed. Sorry, for not being validly married to me because you were really married to my brother, as I decided, despite you giving birth to my first healthy legitimate child among less healthy others, which was obviously not my fault at all. It is a pendant with our symbols, the “Tudor” rose and pomegranate, on it. People will remember you as the “wife” who is resting in peace and not in pieces, whose marriage I annulled after “remarrying”